Friday 15 May 2009

Goodbye: Monty Beantipper




As many of you will already be aware, on Wednesday April 29th, 2009, one of "pro-active" low-carb's brightest shining lights met with a particularly grizzly end. Though the precise details of Monty's death are still a little sketchy, I am able to confirm that, contrary to rumour, honey-roasted cashews appear not to have been involved. I am unable to make comment about my own theories on Monty's demise, for fear of being branded a complete and utter loon, but I will say that I'm almost certain that it was Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with the waffle iron.