Sunday 17 May 2009

Spare Me Any Change

Ask anybody in the street what comes to mind when they hear the name Monty Beantipper, and they will likely reply "'pro-active' low-carb and sweet pony loving". Few, if any, will recall Monty's numerous unsuccessful attempts to bring down the British government and seize power. Monty always harboured a deep-seated resentment for those in power, with the possible exception of Margaret Thatcher, whom he found erotically charging.

Monty's powerful beliefs about our right to freedom, dignity and free love led, in 1995, to his naked streak along Downing street whilst wildly swinging a samurai sword, during which he risked losing all that he held dear.