A Quick Butcher's at the Good Book

Ketogenesis, Chapter 16, Verse 9:
"Rejoice, for the tent of low-carb is with mankind, and normoglycemia resides with them. Anyone conquering carbohydrate will inherit these things. Outside are the carb-ridden dogs and those who are disgusting in their starchy filth, and all those who are liking and carrying on a carb-fuelled lie."

It will likely surprise a great many people to hear that Monty never hated high-carbers. He always said that we should hate the sin, not the sinner. He was, in actual fact, supremely indifferent to all the nutty advocates of high-carb. Make mention of starch, however, and Monty would hiss and spit like an angry bunny-boiler. Mention simple sugars, and there would surely be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth from our Mr Beantipper.

But what, you may ask, did Monty make of the many low G.I mod-carbers? Once again, he happily took direction from low-carb scripture;

2nd Macadamians, Chapter 6, Verse 2:
"I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were cold or else hot. So, because you are a lukewarm G.I Joey and neither hot nor cold, I am going to vomit you out of my mouth like a chocolate brazil."